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Adomas Rutkauskas
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
Lithuania
Current Residence: Vilnius, Lithuania
Favourite genre of music: classic hard rock, southern rock, stoner, heavy metal, blues, jazz, experimental, avantgarde
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Magic realism
Shell of choice: Fur
Skin of choice: Bear
Favourite cartoon character: Kodamas @ Princess Mononoke
Personal Quote: Sisyphus was the first rock'n'roller!
Interests
  • Listening to: High Contrast - Days Go By
  • Reading: DA Journal entry form
  • Watching: PC monitor
  • Drinking: Green Monster IPA

OK, so I guess this is how Star Wars episode VII would like if George R.R. Martin would have been hired as the screenplay writer:

I. Han Solo would die just after the minute of his entrance scene. Just because.

II. Chewbacca would be seized and quartered just after the landing on the Rebel base. Because he betrayed the Rebellion leaving it with Han. Or something like that. And maybe even Han’s head would be sewed to the torso of Chewie, I dunno.

III. Kylo Ren would be in the height of R2D2, he would most beloved character and he would always pay Skywalkers’ debts.

IV. Instead of C3PO there would be equally useless and most annoying character Jar Jar Binks, with three bio- or mechanoid dragons aside. The audience would applause on the fatal scene of melted gold pouring on his head. Sorry, I mean, melted lava from planet Mustafar.

V. Eyes of supreme leader Snope would shine in ice-cold-blue.

VI. You know nothing, FN-2187.

VII. Rey would appear to be the daughter of Luke and Leia.

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Pajunen Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Happy Birthday! :cake:
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Helkathon Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you!
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Pajunen Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
You're welcome!
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bwolf87 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Thanks for the fave on "The Ice" :)
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BillyNikoll Featured By Owner Jul 14, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thank you very much for +fav!
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RaisedFists Featured By Owner Jun 22, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you greatly for faving my work  Ayano Tateyama (Bows) [V12] 
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thewolfcreek Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
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traveling-Bard Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the collection add!
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thewolfcreek Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
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andersartigkeit Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Hey :wave: Thank you for the :+fav: !

If you want you can also support me on Facebook ;) www.facebook.com/andersartigke… I would be really happy about it! :happybounce:

Instagram? andersartigkeit

Best wishes!
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