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Adomas Rutkauskas
Artist | Hobbyist | Photography
Lithuania
Current Residence: Vilnius, Lithuania
Favourite genre of music: classic hard rock, southern rock, stoner, heavy metal, blues, jazz, experimental, avantgarde
Favourite photographer: Ansel Adams
Favourite style of art: Magic realism
Shell of choice: Fur
Skin of choice: Bear
Favourite cartoon character: Kodamas @ Princess Mononoke
Personal Quote: Sisyphus was the first rock'n'roller!
Interests
  • Mood: Daily Needs
  • Listening to: High Contrast - Days Go By
  • Reading: DA Journal entry form
  • Watching: PC monitor
  • Drinking: Green Monster IPA

OK, so I guess this is how Star Wars episode VII would like if George R.R. Martin would have been hired as the screenplay writer:

I. Han Solo would die just after the minute of his entrance scene. Just because.

II. Chewbacca would be seized and quartered just after the landing on the Rebel base. Because he betrayed the Rebellion leaving it with Han. Or something like that. And maybe even Han’s head would be sewed to the torso of Chewie, I dunno.

III. Kylo Ren would be in the height of R2D2, he would most beloved character and he would always pay Skywalkers’ debts.

IV. Instead of C3PO there would be equally useless and most annoying character Jar Jar Binks, with three bio- or mechanoid dragons aside. The audience would applause on the fatal scene of melted gold pouring on his head. Sorry, I mean, melted lava from planet Mustafar.

V. Eyes of supreme leader Snope would shine in ice-cold-blue.

VI. You know nothing, FN-2187.

VII. Rey would appear to be the daughter of Luke and Leia.

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MT-Photografien Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks for the fave Cheers fella white-wine (party)
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thewolfcreek Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the fav...
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MissLumikki Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2016
Thank you very much for :+fav: :)
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Phototubby Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
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Phototubby Featured By Owner Jan 28, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the favs :D (Big Grin)
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MissLumikki Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2016
Thank you very much for :+fav: :)
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Phototubby Featured By Owner Jan 16, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
Green Wave by PAULLONDEN  Many thx!!!Green Wave by PAULLONDEN
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iside2012 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2016  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Tards on a Bus by Colorcatcher  Thanks So Much Sign by Mirz123  Hi by Ravenswd  Fave Sign by Mirz123  
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Phototubby Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2016  Hobbyist Photographer
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Mortquitamort Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Prosit Neu Jahrr - arrr - arrr - arrr !!!!
Feliz Año Nuevo !!!
Happy New Year !!


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